Monday, January 19, 2009

Youtube Pwnage

This is a collection of some of my favourite comments on Youtube. Enjoy.

wwedxraw:
LOL its like STOP MESSING WITH ME YOU FAG or im gonna eat ur arm

Me:
You don't need to take your problems out on me. Deal with your own sexual uncertainties before you pass judgment on others. Just because you get aroused when you see a man's naked body doesn't mean you are gay. Oh wait, yes it does. Looks like you are up shit creek without a paddle. Maybe you should find another channel to watch because there is no male nudity here. Sorry for the inconvenience. Btw I love the Pussy (both kinds).

wwedxraw:
Wtf dont u understand a joke? i really wonder why i subcribes ti you now

Me:
Yes I do understand a joke; in fact I am quite fond of them. However, I did not see any form of joke in your previous comment. If I misunderstood your poor attempt to be funny, than I apologize. But just on the off chance that I was correct, check out the video link in the description. It might get your juices flowing.

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mchammerxmac:
miami ink??? jesus christ youre dead to me now.

Me:
I'm sure that would have been much more of an insult if I actually knew/cared who you are.

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thesimsfan12:
you do know that the 360 and pc versions get exclusive downloadable content (not themes gamer pics) but actual game stuff lol im not a xbox fanboy i brought it on the 360 because it has more bang for my buck beacause of the dlc same with gta iv

Me:
I knew there was donwloadable content, but I don't know where you’re getting your information from. It's not exclusive. Send me a source that proves otherwise.

thesimsfan12
i was talking about fallout 3 not prince of persia and the source was straight from e3 this year microsofts part when the director of fallout 3 came on stage did a demonstration of the game and then said fallout 3 exclusive dlc for pc and xbox users i know that with gta iv that ps3 might get some dlc but not the 2 episodes microsoft paid out 50,million for

Me:
Oh I see. Fallout 3 doesn't really appeal to me. I have done a few missions and I can't seem to get into it. I probably won't finish the game, so extra content is pointless (for me anyway). Yeah, I am a little jealous of the GTA4 content, but when ever that happens I think to myself "Killzone 2 and God of War 3". Surprisingly this makes me feel a whole lot better.

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hotbodyboy:
MY TOP 5 PC GAMES OF 2008:1) Dead Space2) Fallout 33) Devil May Cry 44) Prince Of Persia5) Left 4 DeadFAR CRY 2 Sucked Ballz sorry.

kcking23
gears 2

Me:
Gears 2 isn't on PC. I was deciding whether to come up with a witty insult or to just lol. Since it is late and I am tired, I will just go with the lol. lol

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spacemonk1992:
hey wasn`t that little big planet?

Me:
Was it? I had no idea. What would we have done if it wasn't for your superior skills of deduction?

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DANTEGERS:
hola bueno por favor me podrias decir como o con que programa puedes grabarte mientras juegas no se como hacer eso help me plz

Me:
Ok, I used a Spanish to English translator and I still have no idea what you are saying. "hello good please podrias for saying to me as or whereupon program you can grabarte while you play not like doing that help me"

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christopherey:
u nob why did u say elika dies at the start of the video u cunt ive jus started the game and wanted to see wat the last boss looks like an u just told me she dies u big australian prick

Me:
Ok, so you are both ignorant and rude. The title of the video has Major Spoilers and I start the video by saying there are spoilers. It is not my fault you are so incredibly thick that you kept watching even though you knew that it contained spoilers. I never knew the world contained people that were as stupid as you. You have done your parents proud.

Me again:
btw for future reference try to be a bit more creative with the insults: nob (I guess you were trying to spell Knob), cunt, and my favorite, big Australian prick. Can't you come up with something more creative? That way you can at least create the illusion that you have received some form of education.

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bing9o:
hey thx for the prince of persia info but i still dont like u cos fallout fucks every game.....

Me:
Do the other games consent to Fallout fucking them? If not than that is rape. Frankly, I don't care if an advocate of rape likes me or not.

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bask4life1:
firstofall gta graphics are better gta looks better and gta 4 story line is 10/10. saints row is trying to copy gta but it just looks like gta 3.and the fisiks in gta4 are outstanding .

Me:
First of all, I think you were trying to spell "physics". There is no doubt that GTA 4 is superior in a multitude of aspects. I was merely saying that Saints Row 2 was more enjoyable and had greater longevity. GTA 4 is a masterpiece of gaming and is undoubtedly the best game of 08. But Saints Row 2 did contain some elements that were lacking from GTA 4. Also, anyone who says that Saints Row 2 copied GTA, is either ignorant or misinformed. Take your pick.

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