Monday, January 19, 2009

Youtube Pwnage

This is a collection of some of my favourite comments on Youtube. Enjoy.

wwedxraw:
LOL its like STOP MESSING WITH ME YOU FAG or im gonna eat ur arm

Me:
You don't need to take your problems out on me. Deal with your own sexual uncertainties before you pass judgment on others. Just because you get aroused when you see a man's naked body doesn't mean you are gay. Oh wait, yes it does. Looks like you are up shit creek without a paddle. Maybe you should find another channel to watch because there is no male nudity here. Sorry for the inconvenience. Btw I love the Pussy (both kinds).

wwedxraw:
Wtf dont u understand a joke? i really wonder why i subcribes ti you now

Me:
Yes I do understand a joke; in fact I am quite fond of them. However, I did not see any form of joke in your previous comment. If I misunderstood your poor attempt to be funny, than I apologize. But just on the off chance that I was correct, check out the video link in the description. It might get your juices flowing.

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mchammerxmac:
miami ink??? jesus christ youre dead to me now.

Me:
I'm sure that would have been much more of an insult if I actually knew/cared who you are.

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thesimsfan12:
you do know that the 360 and pc versions get exclusive downloadable content (not themes gamer pics) but actual game stuff lol im not a xbox fanboy i brought it on the 360 because it has more bang for my buck beacause of the dlc same with gta iv

Me:
I knew there was donwloadable content, but I don't know where you’re getting your information from. It's not exclusive. Send me a source that proves otherwise.

thesimsfan12
i was talking about fallout 3 not prince of persia and the source was straight from e3 this year microsofts part when the director of fallout 3 came on stage did a demonstration of the game and then said fallout 3 exclusive dlc for pc and xbox users i know that with gta iv that ps3 might get some dlc but not the 2 episodes microsoft paid out 50,million for

Me:
Oh I see. Fallout 3 doesn't really appeal to me. I have done a few missions and I can't seem to get into it. I probably won't finish the game, so extra content is pointless (for me anyway). Yeah, I am a little jealous of the GTA4 content, but when ever that happens I think to myself "Killzone 2 and God of War 3". Surprisingly this makes me feel a whole lot better.

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hotbodyboy:
MY TOP 5 PC GAMES OF 2008:1) Dead Space2) Fallout 33) Devil May Cry 44) Prince Of Persia5) Left 4 DeadFAR CRY 2 Sucked Ballz sorry.

kcking23
gears 2

Me:
Gears 2 isn't on PC. I was deciding whether to come up with a witty insult or to just lol. Since it is late and I am tired, I will just go with the lol. lol

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spacemonk1992:
hey wasn`t that little big planet?

Me:
Was it? I had no idea. What would we have done if it wasn't for your superior skills of deduction?

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DANTEGERS:
hola bueno por favor me podrias decir como o con que programa puedes grabarte mientras juegas no se como hacer eso help me plz

Me:
Ok, I used a Spanish to English translator and I still have no idea what you are saying. "hello good please podrias for saying to me as or whereupon program you can grabarte while you play not like doing that help me"

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christopherey:
u nob why did u say elika dies at the start of the video u cunt ive jus started the game and wanted to see wat the last boss looks like an u just told me she dies u big australian prick

Me:
Ok, so you are both ignorant and rude. The title of the video has Major Spoilers and I start the video by saying there are spoilers. It is not my fault you are so incredibly thick that you kept watching even though you knew that it contained spoilers. I never knew the world contained people that were as stupid as you. You have done your parents proud.

Me again:
btw for future reference try to be a bit more creative with the insults: nob (I guess you were trying to spell Knob), cunt, and my favorite, big Australian prick. Can't you come up with something more creative? That way you can at least create the illusion that you have received some form of education.

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bing9o:
hey thx for the prince of persia info but i still dont like u cos fallout fucks every game.....

Me:
Do the other games consent to Fallout fucking them? If not than that is rape. Frankly, I don't care if an advocate of rape likes me or not.

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bask4life1:
firstofall gta graphics are better gta looks better and gta 4 story line is 10/10. saints row is trying to copy gta but it just looks like gta 3.and the fisiks in gta4 are outstanding .

Me:
First of all, I think you were trying to spell "physics". There is no doubt that GTA 4 is superior in a multitude of aspects. I was merely saying that Saints Row 2 was more enjoyable and had greater longevity. GTA 4 is a masterpiece of gaming and is undoubtedly the best game of 08. But Saints Row 2 did contain some elements that were lacking from GTA 4. Also, anyone who says that Saints Row 2 copied GTA, is either ignorant or misinformed. Take your pick.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Why the PlayStation 3 is better than the X-Box 360

This is a persuasive argument that I wrote at the beginning of '08 in order to aggravate my mates who were/are proud owners of an xbox 360. I am not a fanboy. I love both systems. Sure I own a PS3, but if I had more money I would go out this minute and purchase a 360 without any reservations. This is more of a prank than anything serious. I am not trying to change your opinion about anything at all. Please read this with that in mind. And I am aware that it is full of all kinds of errors, be it spelling, grammatical or structural in nature. Hope you enjoy.

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To begin with the “Sony PlayStation” has been a house hold name in Australia since 1995, with the introduction of the revolutionary “PlayStation 1”. It brought the gaming world into the next generation with the implementation of CDs. This was then followed by the highly successful “PlayStation 2” in 2000, which brought DVDs into the gaming world. Both of these listed systems had a life of between 8 and 10 years. The “PlayStation 2” is still matching the sales of that of the X-Box 360 and Ps3 due to Sony’s visualization and planning skills. The knowledge and experience gathered from these two systems culminated with the creation of the “PlayStation 3” (PS3). The PS3 came out approximately 12 months after the X-box 360 and was released mid-year, which would not provide large sales as it is not near any public holiday. Despite these two facts, The PS3 has dramatically closed the gap in the number of units sold by both companies.

There are a multitude of reasons why the PS3 is superior to its competitors, and the first of which is the Hard drive of the system. Every single ps3 that is sold worldwide has a hard drive, where as only a limited number of 360 models have the hard drive. The ps3 is the only system that utilizes said hard drive by enforcing a mandatory install of a majority of games. This install allows for a much smoother gaming experience with less tearing and loading times. After all isn’t providing the best gaming experience, what these consoles should be striving towards?

Another aspect of superiority is the technology behind the console. The 360 is still using the same technology as the PS2, in that it still uses DVDs for its games, which have a maximum of approximately 8GB. However on the other hand the PS3 is using Sony’s patented “Blu-Ray Technology”. Each single layer blu-ray can hold 25GB. This truly next generation technology can go up to 200GB. This vastly larger capacity allows for a game with crisper, clearer graphics, immersive, intense sound quality, and a generally larger game. The PS3 exclusives such as Heavenly Sword and Metal Gear solid 4 could not even be fathomed with the inferior lackluster space of the DVD used by this supposed next generation console known as the 360.

There are also a few overlooked aspects of the PS3 that just sweeten the deal. For example the easy connectivity. The 360 has specialized plugs and cords that only allow Microsoft products to be used on the console. These products are overpriced and are only available from selected outlets. Whereas the ps3 uses generic and highly accessible usb ports. This allows for a wide range of products to be purchased from a wide variety of companies and retailers. Thus making it easier to fully utilize your console. Another benefit is the fact that the controller is so familiar. The basic design has not been altered since it was first introduced with the “PlayStation 1”. This makes it much easier to get into the game as the adaptation period has been removed.

Perhaps the most predominant factor that will prove once and for all that the Ps3 is the greater console, is the exclusive games line up. This argument is about which game console is better, so surely the game lineup should determine the victor. The most awaited game for the 360 is Gears of War 2, and this game is destined to sell millions of copies, but then what? The 360 has no more AAA games in its future. The Halo trilogy has ended and the license for Gears of War is no longer a Microsoft exclusive. This is overshadowed by the magnitude of the games in the future of the PS3. God of War 3, Killzone 2, InFamous, Heavy Rain, Resistance 2, Little Big Planet; these are all highly anticipated games that will undoubtedly move units. If the quality of a gaming console is not judged on the games it has, than what should it be judged on?

One thing that the Xbox has done that has surpassed the Ps3 is the online capabilities. However this comparison of online services is unfair, as the 360 has been around for 12 months longer than the ps3. In this time they have worked out all the bugs and have had longer to improve the system in accordance to what their clientele require. A fair comparison would be comparing how the 360 is at this very moment, to how the PS3 is in one year’s time. If this rectified comparison is conducted the PS3 will definitely come out victorious. This is due to the totally revolutionary exclusive online service that is PlayStation HOME. This new service is due to be released later on this year. HOME provides every service that X-Box LIVE does, but it surpasses it in every way. The basis of HOME is that you create an avatar which is basically a simulated version of yourself and you venture out into a virtual world. In this world you can talk to anyone you meet, ask what games they have and then start a game with them then and there. This new service allows for a greater sense of being a part of a large gaming community and can only improve the already quality services provided by The PlayStation Network. And the best part of this is that it is all free, as opposed to the $70 per year that Microsoft charges its gamers.

Summing up, the Sony PlayStation 3 can only be viewed in the light that it is the best option for gaming on the market. It is the only true next generation console on the market with the use of the hard drive install and the current and potential possibilities of the Blu-ray technology. It has a game line up that surpasses the X-Box in both quality and quantity, it makes gaming easier and it is familiar to gamers of all ages. All of this plus the fact that a comparison of systems as one has had more time to grow and mould to societies wants and needs as gamers now is extremely unfair and bias, reflects once and for all that the Ps3 is better than the X-Box 360.

Have fun and keep gaming.

Welcome

I started sharing my views with the world with the creation of my youtube account (orpw12), and that has now grown above and beyond anything that I could have hoped for. I now wish to share some other aspects of my life, that would not suit the style of show that I am currently presenting. My youtube channel is mainly about all things gaming and I want to show people that gaming is only a small part of my life. Sure, you will find some gaming related posts on here, but there will also be many other entries including events from my life, short stories and world events that I want to give my opinion on.

So, that was only supposed to be a one line introduction. Sorry. I have always thought hat I was very talented at talking at length about nothing at all. That is what got me through school. I never studied. My PS3 was my learning tool rather than textbooks, and I finished up with good marks. My final message would be to drop out of school to play video games. Wait, what was I talking about?

Thanks for reading this dribble (I assure you the posts will become epic) and as I always end my show, have fun and keep gaming.